Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 04, 2018

The bottom left guy looks to be enjoying it.

Sponsored by Kleenex.

Press Release: Police have detained, as of 10 AM UTC, Tuesday, Sept 4, two young men from an unnamed European country.

and is being held for questioning due to suspicion of possible naso-terrorism.

It is thought that each backpack contains sufficient antihistamine, if sprayed, to derail the entire 2018 event.

While no charges have yet been filed, and no further information released,

authorities are cautiously optimistic that a repeat of the 2015 Schnosnia tragedy has been narrowly averted.

Where the nose runs, and the feet smell.

I love all the detail, especially the unfortunate nose collision. Was that Jimmy Durante?

’S not something I want to do

An all ages event! Every thing from young snots to crusty oldsters!

Nostrildamus predicted this event!

I just chopped down a pair of four foot tall ragweed plants in full bloom. Reading this will make some people sneeze.

That snot funny

It’s an event that causes a lot of congestion in the streets.

“And in a vision Iphigenia saw her brother Orestes,who was being chased by the Amenities;

and he cried out in anguish: ’Oh ye gods, who knows what it is to be running?

Only he who is running knows.’"

—P.D.Q. Bach, Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162

Carefully scheduled for peak pollen/hay fever season.