Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 11, 2018

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    hawgowar  about 6 years ago

    He could eat her and end the relationship.

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    Troglodyte  about 6 years ago

    Beatrice, you simply don’t measure up against the 50-foot woman!

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    pschearer Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Oddly, my favorite dictionary (Amer. Herit. 4th Ed.) lists ‘splendor’ only as a noun. Without a verb entry, it can’t be a participle, so love can’t be “many splendored” (though sometimes love can be pretty great).

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    J Short  about 6 years ago

    There’s the problem; it takes opposites to attract.

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    Qiset  about 6 years ago

    In their case, Love is a many splintered thing.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 6 years ago

    Ah, the secret hidden, yet sacred center of many relationships.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s called having “a crush” on someone because usually, you end up feeling crushed.

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    Herb L 1954  about 6 years ago

    They are a perfect match.Stay away from open flames,though ;(

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    TazzTec  about 6 years ago

    She has the haggard look of a zombie child.

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    She’s not that much younger than you, Leopold! And look at all the shared interests! It could be a match for the ages! Leopold and Beatrice, the Legion of Doom!

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