Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 07, 2018

  1. Hobo
    MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago

    At least it wasn’t a bottle of Nina Ricci that he found in the street.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 6 years ago

    Factory second contraceptives assortment.

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    ChessPirate  about 6 years ago

    “Hardly used. Good as almost new…”

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago

    A gift that says, “You should use a lot of perfume.”

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    Jeff0811  about 6 years ago

    When you’re on a budget you have to economize. Stay away from the Factory Second chocolates though. If you give her a box of Coconut Cremes, that would be a deal breaker.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 6 years ago

    Give some thought to giving her a rebuilt carburetor.

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    TazzTec  about 6 years ago

    Best not to choose a fragrance for someone else. (Unless theirs is horrific a la Tabu or Axe , in which case please do buy them something else.)

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