Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2018

Rat should get a restraining order.

@BE THIS GUY. Rat should be committed!

I think he is Rat’s alter-ego.

Why is everybody suddenly promoting animosity, anarchy and chaos?

Is McGibbons related to Misgivings?

Flame On!

Sometimes having a hot friend has its drawbacks!

https://youtu.be/qXIjE_gDw94

Would rather have Croc philosophy then Rat philosophy…

Yes, I worked with them that’s it.

My personal Flame-O McGibbons only shows up after a night of hot wings and tequila.

I’m convinced a person I know has one following him around too. This guy literally burns every relationship bridge that’s built from his coworkers to his family to even roommates and landlords. He’s homeless off and on because of it. No idea how some people can live that way.

I always figured there was a real good reason an EX was an EX. I do not burn my bridges, I blow them up along with several hundred feet of shoreline on either side. ;)

Bet Dr. Ford used Flame-o McGibbons to help clear all of her Internet data!

Machiavelli would be proud.

Because of all he replies, Stephan was arrested for inciting to riot.

I get this feeling that Flame-o McGibbons is Pastis version of Towelie.

Are you okay Rat?

My Resumé: Are you dying? Is your business dying? That’s why you can’t contact my former employers. I may not be able to save you, but might help you hold on a bit longer.

Oh, sure. Everybody blame your relationship failures on Flame-O McGibbons. What a convenient scapegoat! Only Rat can get away with this, IMO….

I love comics and I just think Pearls is one of the oddest and best thing I’ve ever read

Rat just has a bad habit of giving in to burning desire…