Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 04, 2018

A kid on a bus tore the A on my paper. I knocked the lens out of his glasses. About 57 years ago, but I still remember how irritating it was.

That’s very cheap paper, then.

Agnes, when she has the moral high ground, when she feels she has been slighted by her best friend, thinks she has a license to be snarky. I thought I was the only one who had that license.

Agnes, Trout’s iPhone XS Max, 512 mg, is on back order.

This will be my new mantra. Thanks Trout!

I’m surprised she knows who Mark Twain is.