Close to Home by John McPherson for September 22, 2018

Good one John

Served from a hot water bottle.

Maybe someone should tell the nurse she’s in the wrong room. This is Mrs. Finklemayer.

You’ll notice the difference when you pee.

It’ll be just like Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixin’s!

Pumpkin spice is the new bacon.

Wait until you get to try the pumpkin spice enema later on today!

I see the little yellow guy made an appearance!

The Fall special is everywhere- like cider doughnuts!

You’re gonna love my pumpkin spice bedpan.

I saw pumpkin spice Frosted Flakes in the store yesterday. Cmon’ man!

“Could you spike it with a pinch of candy corn, please.”

I do not understand this obsession with paying $5 for a small cup of coffee with a shot of flavoring and hot milk. Too sweet and leaves an aftertaste. I am not saying anyone else should not drink it. Personally I don’t.

Add a bit of Pumpkin Liqueur and we could have something!

I just got one of those from Caribou Coffee!

Surprised this hasn’t happened yet.

You can clean up any mess you make with the pumpkin decorated paper towels I saw the other day.

Eternal vigilance, folks. You don’t pay attention and the pumpkin spice lobby takes over everything.

Isn’t this a little late? Pumpkin spice season began right after Labor Day.

I think the little alien wants some of that mmmmm!!

yuk

Aw, come on! The &#%! Is everywhere!

And just how is he supposed to taste it, when the IV bypasses his tongue?

That looks suspiciously like a hot water bottle, not an IV bottle.