Strange Brew by John Deering for September 22, 2018

how about “death of your firstborn”

“Wot next, Mate? Bloody Rain?”

Frogs keep the place hopping.

Moses: “What’s the matter Pharaoh, you sound like you got a frog in your throat! I can’t hear you clearly?”

“Moses, when I paid you up front, you said 8 weeks. You started, you dug up the place… I have half finished stones lying all over and you disappeared. It’s been like 40 years and my pyramids still aren’t done.”

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What? …too soon?

Comic police. Beard on pharaoh means he is dead. Any relic created without a beard means the pharaoh was alive. Beards signified death.

Yom kippur was on the 19th, not Passover. Should have saved this til April.

Probably he wasn’t thinking of the date when this hippity-hopped into his brain.

Moses: “just trying to help you with that locust infestation.”

It’s gonna be a best seller. Dozens of blockbuster movies. You’ll be a villain, but you’re Pharaoh. Whats that to you? They’ll remember you forever.

B-b-b-baby, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Into Sinai. Any other questions?