Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 19, 2018

I thought Col. O’Neill and Dr. Jackson killed Ra?

Some folks are in “da Nile” about that.

There is only one true god. He is the Sun God. Sun God, Sun God, Ra, Ra, Ra.

….that can be countered with the sun-block god

SPF 2000BC

They live in a pyramid. Pyramids were burial chambers. Are they post-mortem, so to speak?

You need to cover your asp.

And the pyramids are just landing platforms for alien ships…