I was housebroken many, many years ago. I put the lid back down, and make sure there’s a spare roll of toilet paper in the bathroom before the current roll runs out !
I’ve always wondered who is the dumber: The man who can’t remember to put the toilet seat back down, or the woman who can’t remember to CHECK the seat before sitting down despite falling in time after time after time …
whataboytjiex2 about 6 years ago
Women do that deliberately, just to annoy us!
luvdafuneez about 6 years ago
If it’s not meant to be closed, why is there a lid??
somebodyshort about 6 years ago
Cosmo looks like he’s drinking a “Kavanaugh” beer.
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I wonder if Kavanaugh takes his own empties back or if some poor guy scavenges his blue box
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
Banged his head.
JudyHendrickson about 6 years ago
wow!!! such huge problem!!
Linguist about 6 years ago
I was housebroken many, many years ago. I put the lid back down, and make sure there’s a spare roll of toilet paper in the bathroom before the current roll runs out !
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
Reminds me of a line Crista Flanagan fired off at Ike Barinholtz in a MADtv skit:
You’re the only man I know who can pee sitting down and still get urine on the seat!
JD'Huntsville'AL about 6 years ago
I’ve always wondered who is the dumber: The man who can’t remember to put the toilet seat back down, or the woman who can’t remember to CHECK the seat before sitting down despite falling in time after time after time …
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 6 years ago
Some jerks don’t raise the seat in the first place, and just pee all over it.