The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 27, 2018

“Lets re-elect Trump”!

“The new Nancy is great!”

Who is this Mr. Hilburn and why does he insist on wearing such tight pants?

Let’s binge watch “My Mother the Car”.

Actually, I wish a lot more people hadn’t been told that as well (or at least thought that).

Don’t fret Mr. Hilburn, no one’s ever accused me of looking good in tight pants either.

Yes sir, that Speedo looks perfect on you.

Herring tripe might not be a thing, but herring roe is. You can actually buy it in cans.

But reading this out loud means people said it.

“Things Nobody Ever Said, Vol. 78” was MUCH better…

Mmm…an egg omelette filled with haggis.

I’ll say it: “let’s re-elect Trump!”

I have said to park next to shopping carts that I then take to the store (especially if I am returning something) and I have watched all of youtube ads when they are trailers for movies I want to see. I even watched all of a youtube ad for a movie whose trailer was what I clicked originally (“Logan”). I did not realize it was an ad until it was almost over. Neither one worked, I still have not seen that movie.

Hillarious, Hilburn! Anyone of those panels could’ve stood alone for a single daily!

I’d love it if someone would call me to warn that the house I don’t own is about to be foreclosed on.

Yes, it does make you look fat.

My current car’s OK, I guess, but I really wish I had a Yugo instead.