Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 29, 2018

He needs more beer, a lot more beer.

Beer gives him wind.

Because you can never have too many wind chimes!

This is how you push people over the edge!

You can see the enthusiasm written all over his face. That IS enthusiasm, isn’t it?

♪♪ When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh ♪♪

Descendant of Quasi Modo?

I think the murder rate is about to go up in that town.

That means a blowout sale.

And that was the day that Clyde finally pulled out his gun.

“Oh look! Tibetan singing bowls.”

They’re gonna need a bigger porch.

There will be an investigation by the neighborhood association on who was responsible for ensuring that the catalog was not delivered.

There’s a “go tinkle” joke in here somewhere.

A wind chime collector wouldn’t have just those simple, tin tube chimes. Where’s the variety?

My Wife!!!!

Based on what she has hanging up they only sell one model, should be a pretty thin catalogue.

And he’s only on his 5th beer?