JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 19, 2018

really, Dana?

While I agree, it is rude to criticize another man’s poor choices.

(Not that I’m not rooting for her. )

Don’t rush things, for most, football is a short lived career.

Dana inherited more than just her mother’s money. It seems she also inherited Eunice’s lack of tact – er – candor.

Uh-oh!

In Dana’s defense, American football is evil.

He’s got one great idea for a career after football!

“Well, Dana, you almost had me, but since you’re calling my career stupid, I won’t be doing you any more favors. You know what’s really stupid? Pretending you’re homeless when you’re actually rich. Bye!”

His “stupid” career just allowed him to be able to afford that huge donation, remember?

Uh-oh. She just called his profession “stupid.”

The reason you wanted him to speak is because he’s famous football player.

Stop mocking people’s careers

A good part of his speech came from what goes on in his career. That’s what made it so hilarious.