Close to Home by John McPherson for September 26, 2018

Love the giant squirting daisy! Hope that’s not the little alien having gotten stepped on! (Although I suspect he knows how to protect himself.)

Might be one or 2 behind that shoe near the top.

Winners get to work at the White House…

I miss Doink.

What’s so great about it?

Where’s Jar-Jar Bozo?

What, no seltzer bottles?

I was there. It was so much worse than any cartoon can capture. the horror… the horror…

They’re bringing in reinforcements, a whole battalion, in that little car coming up the road…

This years war is in November.

The Clarabellians against the Bozonies.

No trebuchets?

Is this a promo for Bizarre Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clowns?

A.K.A. Twitter

Where are the seltzer bottle assault troops?

Nothing serious. They’re just clowning around.

Trump rarely hires winners at the White House, he mostly hires losers to assuage his ego so he can feel better than him.

I wonder if the pies tasted funny.

He got fired in 2016.

And that was the end of Ringling Brothers.