Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 15, 2018

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DRUNKEN TREES.

Homeowners know that an old tree’s roots will look for water. Or in this tree’s case, “XXX.”

And what, exactly, does a drunken, rootbound tree do? (In a hurricane, they fall over. But no storm happening here…)

“Yeah, Poncho! I’m calm and mature until my Root of All Evil gets the best of me!”

I have a new opinion of what a “tap root” is now.

Poncho will figure out how to tap the sap and make Root Beer!

Poncho has driven the poor tree to drink. That is not sap running down the tree, it’s tears. I wonder what maple beer tastes like.

Now we’re getting to the root of the problem.

Looks like Moe’s tavern

It appears that the tree drinks at the Hammered Henchman (IIRC). At last Poncho returns the favor to Scary Gary. https://www.gocomics.com/scarygary/2018/09/23?ct=v&cti=1264921

What the hell?

Uhh is that healthy for a tree to drink alcohol. Well if it’s 21 or up then I think it’s fine