Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 24, 2018

Cat logic. It doesn’t have to make sense.

you is missing,, sorry angie

Oh the drama of it all. Earl, the filthy hound gets to go outside and Mittens the kitten has to stay inside.

One should never use logic against a cat. It is so unfair, rage against the machine Mitty.

But he has to “go” outside, you’ve got a litter box.

#dontconfuseme #notthepoint #iwanttoys

#guilttrip

Cat sense!

Don’t confuse me with reality— Murray Burns 1965

It’s all your fault, for stopping me going somewhere where I never go, and preventing me from doing something I wouldn’t want to do, even if I could.

Mitty, when you learn to play Fetch, you’ll get to go outside and look for sticks. Until then…not happening.