Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Working hard beats being homeless and starving.

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    alaskajohn1  about 6 years ago

    Panel 4: homage to the family friendly state of affairs.

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    santa72404  about 6 years ago

    Rat leave Roald Dahl out of it!

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    how positive were you expecting, Pig?

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    DennisinSeattle  about 6 years ago

    Beer is the answer.

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    Work hard, get rich and have a stroke. Then your lazy, ungrateful children will positively have freedom.

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    oldpine52  about 6 years ago

    Pine’s first law of reality: The harder the work, the lower the pay.

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Death is the great equalizer and leads to the ultimate financial freedom.

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    nailer Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Work better, not harder.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 6 years ago

    Just ask Joe Hill. He’ll tell you that “You’ll get pie in the sky when you die. THAT’S A LIE!”

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Must of taken a wrong turn….Rat’s “Guide” did not work……must of happened in Al-Ba-Kerkie…. ;-)

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    From Rat?? Don’t make us laugh, Pig

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Achieve financial freedom the old fashioned way – choose the right parents!

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    mattro65  about 6 years ago

    If I gave up then where would I be now?

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    rmercer Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Nothing is more relaxing than a little despair! Ahhhh…..

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    Just be part of the one per cent and you get 80% of the profits and a big tax break, yay!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I spend less and just work. It works out to the same thing. The latest study shows stress causes physical problems. Rat is right.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Obviously, coal miners don’t work as hard as the Kardashians.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 6 years ago

    The Deteriorata…not to be confused with the Desiderata (with Melissa Manchester doing the singing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NAwlepnSs

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Nope,that’s it…

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 6 years ago

    Purging your soul of all principles, ethics, empathy and compassion is the single biggest contributor to your odds of financial success.

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    Dan Miller  about 6 years ago

    It’s clear the best way to financial freedom is to be born into a family with lots of money.

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    Manta1976  about 6 years ago

    Inheriting is the single biggest contributor to your odds of financial success

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    Agapostemon  about 6 years ago

    Live below your means. Know what you’re spending your money on. Invest for the long term.

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    codedaddy  about 6 years ago

    Life has you by the little chocolate factory people? Doesn’t compute.

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    zenguyuno  about 6 years ago

    Stephan, what’s happened to the Crocs? Have you stopped them drawing for fear of offending some group?

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    johndifool  about 6 years ago

    Oompa loompa doopitty doo

    I’ve got a perfect pun for you

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Putting your conscious aside and exploiting what you can by any means necessary.. to your advantage.. is what really works.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 6 years ago

    Life has you by the orange little people?

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    rgcviper  about 6 years ago

    Ohh—not the Oompa Loompas …

    Made me laugh, though.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    As a famous rock star once said of his huge monetary success, “I can still only eat two eggs in the morning.”

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Sorry, Pig. Don’t mean to give away Spoilers here, but the way this plot goes, we all end up dead…..

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