B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 13, 2018

Stand-up comic ? Aren’t you stretching things a bit ?

Snake or dino?

Yeah I get days like that

A short reply to critics.

“Aha! You blinked first!”

Someone once said that ‘Anything becomes interesting if you look at it long enough’. I submit that this is the exception to that rule.

Oh, OK. I wonder what Hot Chick is doing right now…

You look like the business end of a moldy Q-Tip.

Mailed this one in, JHS…

Obviously

My friends always expect me to entertain them. Most days I don’t mind doing it, but sometimes I wish they’d leave me alone, already!