F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 03, 2018

I think every neighborhood is dangerous for extraterrestrial aliens.

Will you be having visitors. The HOA is strict about this being a gated community and no overnight guests and partying.

Take me to your lender; I have a ray gun that will protect us, and a cloak and shield for the house.

Earthling-on-alien crime is a huge problem!

Why don’t you try the trailer park over in Reality Check.

Must be Chicago or maybe DC.

That could be any place in America, there are guns everywhere!

And, apparently, right next to the spaceport.

Uh-oh! Illegal aliens!

I’m pretty sure the “dangerous neighborhood” they’re referring to is Earthj.