F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 04, 2018

what did you have in mind, pal? $100?

How much for a pair?

TAKE MY MONEY!!!

If no one will take an object you have marked as FREE, mark it up to $20 and leave it out overnight. Someone will then steal it.

Who’s paying for shipping?

Face-palm Moment “Wait, you want, …what?”

OK, how about if I double the posted price?

I can actually hear myself saying “fair is fair…I’ll give you fifty dollars for it.” I’m an idiot, yes…but a fair-minded and honest idiot

Yes, the homeowner should be wiling to pay to have it hauled away.

When we moved over a year ago I listed a few free items online. Most people just came by and picked them up, but I had one guy message me and ask me to deliver an old recliner to them, and they couldn’t understand why I wouldn’t do it.

Owner- Sir…for the last time, MY CHAIR IS FREE! Stranger- Ok you drive a hard bargain…I’ll ya $1000 for it, final offer!

He not only wants it for free, he wants the giver to deliver it to his house for free

When I see furniture on the curb I always tease my son that it looks better than ours at home.

Okay the chair is free, I get it but are the fleas and bed bugs extra?