The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for October 08, 2018

I actually prefer wildlife jelly, myself. Preserves have too many seeds.

It’s now legal to eat roadkill in Oregon, but only if you killed the critter yourself and it was an ‘accident’.

even fried kidney preserves would palatable with enough sugar infused into it

Jellied wildlife! YUMMMMMMMMMMM!

I’d rather have “All Fruit”™ myself

I’m picky. I need to know know what kind of wildlife we are talking about here before I endorse your preserves!