For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 17, 2018

what an oxymoron, John

Yes,Sir,

The family husband,

he sheds

he stinks

he tracks up the house

but, no matter what,

you know you love him anyway.

Sure am glad that I have cats. They clean themselves.

Yep, it is only the HUMANS who like their dogs clean and pretty. In nature, they don’t bathe or groom. Let them be dogs. Elly, if you want Farley to stay clean, you HAVE to keep him indoors. You HAVE to walk him several times a day for him to do his business. You HAVE to put him on a leash and walk outside at night because outdoors is his potty. But, no, you let him wander all over the neighborhood, so expect him to be dirty and embrace it.

“Husbands are another story, John!”

Too bad husbands don’t.

Me thinks she needs to train the fam better.

I wouldn’t want to be in John’s shoes just now.

Bad John!

Nothing like getting up at 3:30 A.M. and walking to the bathroom barefooted and stepping into a pile of cat puke and the cold wet puke squished between your toes and you have to try to walk the rest of the way to the bathroom on your heel and spend 10 minutes washing your foot then try to clean the floor. Kind of disrupts your sleep!

Dogs, cats, children, husbands…they are all “Bleep” machines…..

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I would never let them out side. The new order is to remove shoes before coming inside.

john, you DAWG!

You dog, you!

Sir??