Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 23, 2018

Yeah, me too…(#?)

Aunty, sometimes life’s a beach, other times it’s a bitch.

Aunty, when you wake up in the gutter, just pretend it’s the beach… ☺

A bad day at the beach is better than a good day just about anywhere else.

Aunty, just be glad you’re not waking up in the jaws of a dinosaur!!!

Why? Sand in every crack and crevice, sand fleas, tourists tramping around and leaving trash everywhere (well, some residents do this too), hurricane evacuations once or twice a year… did I mention tourists? Yes, I live in Florida, 8 miles from the nearest beach.

No, that’s not your real problem. Your real problem is not going to sleep at the beach. Fix that, and the apparent problem will be solved too.

Then maybe you should fall asleep on the beach. Be sure to put on sunscreen before falling asleep!

I grew up at the beach.

All those Tourists can be downright Annoying.

Sure, Half of them are cute and fun to look at, but the Other Half can really get on your last nerve.

I’m not at the beach, but i can hear the surf.