Pickles by Brian Crane for October 16, 2018

I have seen those toilet seats!

You might land a Boeing with THAT kind of toilet’s built-in nightlight.

I want to laugh, but I’m really afraid to check is something like this actualy exist… I’m pretty sure someone has even already created an app to send you instant iseat-up-control® phone notifications! On the bright side it could also be usefull to accurately pee in the dark, right, Earl?

How cool. All I have is a boring night light.

That’s actually cool and thoughtful of Earl.

Is it color coded green and red so you’ll know if it was a Jedi or Sith that did the dirty deed?

Holy crap, its the hatch from Lost!

Step into the light…Reminds me of the Harry Potter movie …. ministry of magic

Oh, it exists all right. In the “As Seen on TV” department if you’re really interested.

Me, I used to close one eye before switching on the bathroom light at night. Then I’d keep that eye tightly shut until I was finished and switched off the light, so that eye would still be dark-adapted as I made my way back to bed.

From the “Why didn’t I think of that” department!

I cannot believe it. It’s been awhile and yet no one has said it. “Earl… Earl… Go into the light.” Either that or that it’s the Shat Signal.

Eliminate uncertainty ere eliminating waste.

Our lid (and therefore the seat) is always down. Do you know what sprays out of the water when you flush with the lid up? Besides, the way this old house is laid out, you can see the toilet from the dining room.

Looks like Earl took the advice given yesterday and got a new toilet in a box – but upgraded to a fancy seat…

Come on ladies, you’ve got the force of gravity to help lower the seat.

That light is the gateway to plumbing hell.

The Internet of Things. “Hey, Siri. Flush now.”

Kinda puts Richard in the spotlight.

Now you can see where you’re going.

It does exist. Price, about $10,000

The “Ain’t America Great” Toilet!

I want one. But my husband was well-trained before he left home. I don’t know what his mother said or did—-but he always puts the seat back down and the LID too!

Physics says it is easier to put the seat down than to raise it, and nature says men will need the use of the bowl about 4 times as often as a female, so leaving the seat up is logical using scientific reasoning. This product could save humanity!

My bride and I raised four sons. She said she was glad to find the seat up. It meant the seat would be dry.

Ask and you shall recieve:

https://bit.ly/2CO6de6

Yes it exists… and you can get one for only $10

To spotlight your better half.

Bathroom 6 “we’ll leave the light on for you” sorry people I couldn’t resist

home depot has a seat that lights up.

No sooner said than done. https://zootzi.com/products/motion-activated-colorful-led-toilet-light

Who’s dumb enough to sit without checking?