Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 19, 2018

Amen to that brother

It’s amazing how much CO2 an annoyed volcano can emit.

He’s just blowing smoke.

Which means 3% of the climate scientists are making the demons happy.

You just have to have faith in your Mother!

And four out of five dentists prefer this gum.

Maybe humanity will win a Darwin Award, posthumously.

You can, of course, disregard anything BO says, as it is founded in an extreme right-wing political agenda, and not in science.

OK, I take that back: BO doesn’t think at that level. His statements are actually based in blind, unthinking obedience to Faux “News” and Dimbart; they have the extreme right-wing political agenda.

Bottom line, it doesn’t matter what’s warming it. 7+ billion population growing exponentially will destroy it one way or the other. When I was a kid, I remember an SRA reader that said, “The vast oceans will feed the planet.” Well you can just about toss that one out; between the plastic, refuse, an nuclear waste we have just about destroyed the oceans.

The Gods must be CRAZY!

“Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain” (Schiller and Asimov)

Fortunately they have a sacrificial volcano handy. . . I wonder who they can sacrifice?