Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 22, 2018

At least the crack epidemic gave Mike a chance to do something useful.

MIKE, fighting off drug dealers? Please, he’s 170 lbs of skinny-fat.

Classical music to which they developed a liking, as I recall.

Clearing a city block in a day, he says. Of drug dealers, no less. I bet they just laugh at him.

“I’m ridding the block of the drug dealers.”

This can’t end well.