Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 27, 2018

With apologies to The Firm and decent lifeforms of all shapes and sizes unlucky enough to be stuck here:

“Star poopin’, across the universe. On the Starship Sirius, under Captain Rockit. Star poopin’ across the universe. Boldly going forward cause we can’t find reverse.”

Just put the station on the spin cycle.

They failed to deploy the decoy statues in time.

Good luck trying to get the water molecules to stay on the surface long enough to clean anything.

They just had the station washed!

Won’t washing the ship make it rain in space?

How did they do that through their suits?

“Do you know how hard it is to clean up space poop?”

“No.”

“Me neither…”

Oh Guano!

In space, no one can hear you…do that.

“Exact” revenge, Tim, not “extract.”

Anyway, as the birds might have said, my work here is dung.