Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 19, 2018

Zombie porn? More like the Zombie Food Network.

If the zombie was on the show, their lives would be in jeopardy.

Does anyone know of a 17th Century Norwegian poet? I really did badly on last night’s show but I was happy to see the champ last another day. He read the dictionary for fun – my kind of guy!

Hmmm … actually, I guess zombie “food porn”

…. cos I doubt a zombie still appreciates the other kind,

and if he does, he’s probably not lusting in that way for bigger brains…

 

But I was wondering… wouldn’t well-exercised brains be tough, and less succulent?

We humans, the omnivores among us, anyway, usually prefer eating tender, less-used muscles,

unless we’re doing some long, slow cooking, which I doubt zombies do.

 

So I was thinking they might find empty, little-used, brains much more tender…

though I really wouldn’t know whether they’re more tasty.

Honest!

I just want to say I am LOVING Halloween month with Mr Parisi. I can’t wait to see Thanksgiving month cartoons next month, or New Years eve month (the last holiday of the month, right?) in December! Or am I setting my sights too high?

Mark, thank you for sharing your talent. You brighten up my mornings!

Im surprised he doesn’t have an Einstein poster hanging on the wall.

Woman to zombie: “My eyes are down here.”

Zombie Food Porn, you mean….

Brain teasers are a turn on?

Jersey Shore, the diet channel.

I’ll take “Things Nobody Knows” for $200, Alex

Long live Jeopardy! I lived in the UK for many years and got used to intelligent quiz shows. Sadly, there is a dearth of them in North America. Guessing prices and letters just does not count.

Why would this be porn for zombies?…

Hey, Trebek, ask me about your mother. ha ha ha…

Wouldn’t that be more like the zombie food channel?