Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 17, 2018

Make that “would-be oceanographer.”

Curious that JvA gave this fellow a surname. An homage to someone? Better than a fromage to someone.

What a drip!

That looks like a camera that uses a roll of film. I wonder where Mr. Owens thinks he can get a waterlogged roll of film developed?

Apparently, yesterday’s lesson was that his camera is not waterproof.

I recommend treated plywood for bathing suits.

I hope he doesn’t come up too fast and whang his head on the faucet again!

His search for Jacques Cousteau continues.

Daring, madcap oceanographer that he is, he’s removed the ping-pong ball from his snorkel.

The only fish that he is going to find in there are silverfish.

Good morning Sheriff.

He appears to be snorkeling from both ends…

Look at that butt! Maybe he’s searching for a pineapple to live in.

Oh Barry, you have a lot to learn X

Deep down below, Barry is really a square.

I see he is wearing his box(ers). Literally…

He got his training from Clumsy Carp.