Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 02, 2018

Use high-octane fuel? That might allow you to “drive” further.

I was thinking that beans would “gas” up an old fart like Professor.

I used to get great distance . . . found it worked better if I setup at about a 45 degree angle to the fairway. Never did get that slice thing straightened out.

Get more out of your driver? Pay him more.

Never cheat at golf with your hands. Use your foot.

tell him to fill the tank.

If it’s consistent learn to play it it ends up in the middle of the Fairway if you aim at the left side,works for me

Mark Twain called gold a good walk spoilt.

Give him a nice back rub.

Listen to your caddie ;)

Use Uber.