B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 01, 2018

This proves it, it’s the oldest joke in the book.

Why? Oh, why?!

Where’s the egg? Did it get here first? (oops, two questions)

“What part of you guys do they get chicken nuggets from?”

to prove to the possum and the raccoon it could be done ( why did the chicken cross the road)

Very good one today

What are you doing friday?

“What’s in YOUR wallet?”

And if you don’t answer it, you get the ticket and become my dinner.

It’s so hot you could fry a chicken on the asphalt.

“Why is there a paved highway in prehistoric times?”

To get away from the fox?

LOL!!! This is a good one. :)

“to see a mason lay bricks”

“I am waiting for the bus to the chicken dance.”

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

Sort of dangerous—with the traffic and all.

“(Sigh) That was no lady. That was my wife.”

My opinion is that the egg came first. At some point during the “evolution” of the chicken, one has to make a dividing line; “That is a chicken” and “That is not a chicken”. So, the first egg that will result in “That is a chicken” where the parent of said egg was “That is not a chicken” is what came first. Oh, and “To get to the other side.” ☺

this is why chickens don’t cross roads.

Now THAT’S funny!

Walking like a Jay, was she?

One time I was going to work, and a goose with her goslings decided to walk across the pretty busy 4-lane road (Lindbergh Blvd for you St. Louis folk). They’re right in front of me and the guy behind is honking (no pun intended). Not sure what he expected me to do. I wasn’t that eager to be on the lo-cal news: Crazed Driver Runs Over Goose Family.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” I have no idea – never did see a chicken cross a road!!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

“Do you have any Grey Poupon?”

Where’s the Beef?

Why did the chicken cross the road.

It crossed to show an armadillo it CAN be done

“To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.”

“To get from the left to the right!” – Stripes (1981)