Got your own desk, huh. I had the floor and a candle. And I had to walk to school up hill and home up hill. And through snow 6 feet deep. During a blizzard. At night. Barefoot. You’re spoiled!
I remember a story from “The Vault of Horror” comic (might’ve been “The Crypt of Terror”) when I was in my teens…A guy went back into the past, stepped on a seed and crushed it, a whole oak forest didn’t grow, and he came back to a Europe occupied by Indians (the North America kind, not the Asia kind). Please don’t tell our mom that my brother and I ever read these comics.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
If the assignment is “What do you want to do when you grow up,” you just finished the dumb assignment.
codycab about 6 years ago
That makes sense.
Robin Harwood about 6 years ago
I’d give him a good grade for that.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
and how does Calvin plan on skipping the dumb assignment? by erasing Miss Wormwood’s lesson plan?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
The kid is definitely destined to be a fiction writer of some sort.
LeeCox about 6 years ago
You already tried that once, Calvin. It didn’t work, remember?
Bilan about 6 years ago
If he was smart, the future Calvin would bring back the assignment, so that this one wouldn’t have to write it.
BigDaveGlass about 6 years ago
Timey, wimey, paradox
Kristiaan about 6 years ago
I have a better idea. Create a duplicator machine and have your duplicate make the assignment for you.
Who, me? about 6 years ago
Why not just go to tomorrow first and find Suzie’s test, then bring it back and use it today?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Got your own desk, huh. I had the floor and a candle. And I had to walk to school up hill and home up hill. And through snow 6 feet deep. During a blizzard. At night. Barefoot. You’re spoiled!
YippiKiAyMofo about 6 years ago
Which obviously never happened as he is still writing the letter.
ericbutts74 about 6 years ago
Why not just skip to the future and give himself an A+? Isaac Asminov’s got nothing on Calvin.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 6 years ago
What’s going on here, why isn’t Hobbes doing this assignment?
TimothyP23 about 6 years ago
This has always been one of my favorites…I generally love Calvin’s homework/test question strips.
Ray*C about 6 years ago
I remember a story from “The Vault of Horror” comic (might’ve been “The Crypt of Terror”) when I was in my teens…A guy went back into the past, stepped on a seed and crushed it, a whole oak forest didn’t grow, and he came back to a Europe occupied by Indians (the North America kind, not the Asia kind). Please don’t tell our mom that my brother and I ever read these comics.
Scoutmaster77 about 6 years ago
… and that’s why the universe won’t let us have time travel.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Then it wouldn’t be the same you. A parallel has been created. But then he is just an angry 6 year old.
Fairy Gay Mother about 6 years ago
this is totally something i would do XD
jmworacle about 6 years ago
Hey, at least the kid’s honest.
Concretionist about 6 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marooned_in_Realtime
well-i-never about 6 years ago
That’s how my time machine works. Did you see my comment tomorrow? It is hilarious.
FredCapp about 6 years ago
Think of poor Calvin, forced to live in a world where the Calvin and Hobbes comic doesn’t exist. Maybe he can go back in time and create it?
oakie817 about 6 years ago
and fail
mnor733 about 6 years ago
Smart of him but then he would still fail the test.