I threatened to run away from home once. My father helped me pack and offered me $20 “just in case.” As I as about to walk out the door, he reminded me of Thomas Wolfe’s famous saying, “You can’t go home again.” I wasn’t a very bright child, but I wasn’t stupid. I stayed home.
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Someone is feeling unloved.
Macushlalondra almost 6 years ago
Thousands of dollars so far and every day you cost us money. So be thankful!
Bilan almost 6 years ago
Left him to the wolves?
Sometimes it seems that Calvin was raised by wolves.
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 6 years ago
My mom always told me that she believed they gave her the wrong baby at the Hospital !
TXPAScot. almost 6 years ago
Good point, real Mom…
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
now Calvin got Mom all moody
bluram almost 6 years ago
Word has it that Calvin was purchased very cheap at a K-Mart Blue Light Sale.
codycab almost 6 years ago
Calvin could have been raised by any wild animal.
BigDaveGlass almost 6 years ago
Far, Far too much Calvin
orinoco womble almost 6 years ago
I bet you can buy kids on Etsy.
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
Whatever they paid , they got scammed!
cubswin2016 almost 6 years ago
A person would have to be a lunatic to pay for Calvin.
Andrew Sleeth almost 6 years ago
Yeah, only a real mother would take on the task of ripping you to shreds personally, herself.
gantech almost 6 years ago
“Ransom of Red Chief”, anyone?
coffeeturtle almost 6 years ago
the wolves tossed him back
Bookworm almost 6 years ago
I threatened to run away from home once. My father helped me pack and offered me $20 “just in case.” As I as about to walk out the door, he reminded me of Thomas Wolfe’s famous saying, “You can’t go home again.” I wasn’t a very bright child, but I wasn’t stupid. I stayed home.
BiggerNate91 almost 6 years ago
This said something else once.
“Hmph! A good mother would have bought me a comic book and made me feel better instead of shunning me like you.”
“Kid, anyone but a good mother would’ve left you to the wolves long ago.”
“Yeah, right. Let’s see your training certificate.”
rgwalther almost 6 years ago
I haven’t been a kid in over half a century, but I cannot even imagine asking my still living mother to buy me something I wanted.
JohnFarson19 almost 6 years ago
Cal, If I had walked around my house like that, my parents would have given me a reason to be in a bad mood. So count yourself fortunate.
anomaly almost 6 years ago
“Wrong question. You should ask how much they paid us to take you. It wasn’t enough."
rshive almost 6 years ago
Not if you had any pity for wolves.
Back to Big Mike almost 6 years ago
Too much.
LrdSlvrhnd almost 6 years ago
More like “How much were you paid to take me?”
hagarthehorrible almost 6 years ago
Now anyone would given this cutie a pie for change in the mood! I happen to be in similar mood often.