That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 11, 2018

“I’ve been cursed with such a good looking face and such ugly hands.”

Charles realized too late that his vest did not go with his jacket.

“I don’t care if I’m supposed to hold still, this left nipple itch is killing me!”

“If it worked for Napoleon, it will work for me, cause I’m taller!”

“I’m having a few problems coping with the human emotions, there’s no zoom, the nipples don’t work, and I could show you a snapshot of something that would make your eyes spin like fruit machines. But that apart, it’s all going well…”

Thomas begins to worry, because he’s missed chest day two weeks in a row.

Gee I wish “Lead Zeppelin” would let me play with them!!!

Damn… forgot my hankie and now I have to sneeze.

" I know this is a No Smoking Area but maybe I can sneak a vape when no-one is looking."

“I know beauty is merely superficial – but I am SO damn gorgeous, that it matters not one whit.”

“Pinchwolf of the barn” doesn’t sound very pretentious to me.

Just add “III” (the third) to it. That ALWAYS does it.

I AM so teddibly, teddibly smug.

Portrait of Young John McCain – before entering the Navy.

Charles-François Pinceloup de la Grange: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Perronneau,_Jean-Baptiste_-_Charles-Fran%C3%A7ois_Pinceloup_de_la_Grange_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly B2 paper size painting. The Summary inset image accesses the much larger different coloration image currently shown online by the museum; perhaps the strip is a small version of its predecessor.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/perronneau_jean-baptiste.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=5990 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/p/perronne/biograph.html 

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/690/jean-baptiste-perronneau-french-1715-1783/ 

https://www.howtopastel.com/2013/06/jean-baptiste-perronneau-had-you-heard-of-him-before/ 

https://books.google.com/books?id=KvQ4AQAAMAAJ&pg=PA35#v=onepage&q&f=false 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2058 (October 10, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

HMMMMM, Senator?

Few viewers know how Conan learned his nipple tweaking routine.

“Even if it is just psychosomatic, I never should have taken ukulele lessons.”

Rumour spreadin’ ‘round / In that Texas town / About that shack outside La Grange / And you know what I’m talkin’ about / Just let me know / If you wanna go / To that home out on the range / They got a lot of nice girls

Don’t you just hate it when they paint your picture right when somebody talks to you?

lord Pettibone, having a long member, liked it play with it at meetings.

He’s ‘doing the Napoleon’

Was he Napoleon’s inspiration? Napoleon didn’t have his portrait painted until long after 1747.

That makes me wonder who will be famous for sticking out her tongue when her picture is taken, if not Miley Cyrus.