Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 22, 2018

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.” Mark Twain

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” Bob Hope

“It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ " Jerry Seinfeld

“You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.” Harrison Ford

“You know you’re getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.” Jimmy Dean

“You think about getting old, but when you get there, it’s not what you thought it would be.” Jerry Lewis

The Swedish Modular Furniture Catalog - sorta rolls off the tongue, eh? ;)

Have to have something nice on which to set up your Bang and Olufsen.

SMFC – naa, I stay with IKEA

Not old – experienced.

My wife has reached that age where she can’t buy new furniture because there’s no room and she doesn’t want to get rid of anything.

Whew.. that’s a relief.. might get lucky tonight after all.

Why the Elvis reference? Maybe Casanova or Don Juan…