Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 11, 2018

Totally didn’t see that one coming. XD

Nat shouldn’t have even known what a severed hand is at the age of 11. Great job, Dad, for letting him get through with this…

Good beef gravy, Nate! Are you writing a kids’ book or a horror story?! Ya might as well add in the DR. CESSPOOL SHOCK!!

I wonder if this is how Stephen King got his start.

Wouldn’t ‘chopped off, lopped of bloody hand’ be more appropriate?

It could work as a Children’s book – Ever heard of Roald Dahl?

Nah, I’m out!

Nate’s childrens book would be banned in more libraries than Harry Potter, Catcher In the Rye, and the final Captain Underpants book.

POLL: have YOU ever seen a severed bloody hand?

That book is a mix of little children’s and a horror book. XD

DHMIS, anyone?

I have a feeling this “children’s book” is going to be about a murder or something.

Children’s horror story, or a children’s derivative of Hound of the Baskervilles?

yesh…what a imagination

It started off well…

Nate has quite a morbid imagination…

Im willing to bet Nate is a fan of happy tree friends

NATE, YOU MORON!! Just because you tend to put two adjectives in front of every noun is NO EXCUSE for them to put a bad visualization into my brain!

I bet if he sends that to a publisher, he/she will refuse to publish it!

If I was younger, I would be pretty scared

Gasp!

Guys hold on. We just got to make sure were not the people who are wrong. Nate, what is a children’s book??

That just got real dark. :P

Dark

“Suddenly, there on the ground, Barky saw a bloody, severed hand.” whimpers

Happy tree friends?

uhm… i’d say it not very kid friendly.

there’s a children’s book called Dee’s Big Nuts.I’m dead serious, look it up.