Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 03, 2018

He just popped up – looks burnt. Forgot his SPF50!

It’s no fun being burnt toast … the struggle is real.

Dan is always getting toasted.

Dan was committed to making the attempt, though. Better dead than bread.

Norm says Dan’s toasted.

Ooooh, lucky guy! There must be a big party going on out there. I can hardly wait for my turn to get out.

Every one stays in the tanning bed too long

How ironic… yesterday someone was scheduled to get the chair in Tennessee – first in the US for several years…

That’s a crumby way to go.

Dan just wanted to experience the high loaf.

“Wonder” if any of that bread will survive the week…

This gag was well done.

Cinnamon toast is PEOPLE! It’s PEOPLE!!

Should require a smoke / carbon-monoxide alarm on those things.

Sausage Party, if you dare.

Better to burn out than fade away.

They keep ‘wondering’

Norm doesn’t want to talk about it. He just has this terrible feeling that he’s next.

An all-too familiar position, one we’ve all been in: the terrified next-in-line.