Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 06, 2018

What if it’s a split decision?

I like my loser crispy.

It’s not a fair fight – I call fowl!

just as long as there’s no pressure on the chickens

Calm down, folks! It’s not the “F” word—it’s just your dyslexia.

Caged chicken farming that even PETA can’t tell you about.

“The winner will be bathed in glory and treated like a king while the loser will be heavily breaded in 7 herbs and spices, deep fried and served to the crowd…”

Wow. Just like the actual UFC

Real cock fighting really sucks. As does dog fighting or any other animals that have to fight just to entertain humans.

I thought it was 11 herbs and spices.

This is not funny. Cock fighting is cruel, and illegal.,

Bad subject matter Dan!

Mmmm.., tastes like chicken!

There’s the Colonel chewing on a bucket full!

Eeww.