Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2018

  1. Sylvester1
    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    That’s sweet and saucy! Heinz he can’t stop squeezing!!

    Sorry! Had to do that!!

     •  Reply
  2. W12
    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    The real joke’s in the condiments!

     •  Reply
  3. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  almost 6 years ago

    That excuse doesn’t quite cut the mustard. Lettuce try to to be more civil tomato (to mate or) friend.

     •  Reply
  4. Sunshine   copy
    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    If he relishes his job, he has to realise that playing cards at work just doesn’t cut the mustard.

    Lettuce hope, since it’s late, he mayo be loafing on his own time…

    not sandwiched between important tasks.

     •  Reply
  5. Hm
    cdnalor  almost 6 years ago

    I see Heinz is already down one variety. Is he playing “wiener takes all?”

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    Al Nala  almost 6 years ago

    He’ll win. 56 just wasn’t good enough.

     •  Reply
  7. Rustfungus2a
    Cerabooge  almost 6 years ago

    There used to be a bar in my neighborhood named “The Office”.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Brevity