“I stopped in at one of those new coffee bean stores. Asked the guy what time they close. ‘Close? Close? We never close. Can’t get to sleep at night. Heh heh heh heh.’” ~ some stand-up comic in the ’80s
Tell him me’s bothering you. If you spray him before that, it’s assault and you’re guilty. If you spray him after, it’s sexual assault and he’s guilty.
McColl34 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Yep!
Odd Dog Premium Member about 6 years ago
Most definitely.
Nyckname about 6 years ago
“I stopped in at one of those new coffee bean stores. Asked the guy what time they close. ‘Close? Close? We never close. Can’t get to sleep at night. Heh heh heh heh.’” ~ some stand-up comic in the ’80s
Ontman about 6 years ago
If it isn’t it should be Lola.
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
Go ahead, Lola. Make MY day!
pschearer Premium Member about 6 years ago
There’s enthusiasm before coffee?!
Smokie about 6 years ago
Even my cats know to stay out of my way before coffee.
banjinshiju about 6 years ago
I think he has been sampling the product – a lot!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 6 years ago
Kid, you need to back it down a bit. Switch to decaf after the first coupla cups.
1MadHat Premium Member about 6 years ago
Tell him me’s bothering you. If you spray him before that, it’s assault and you’re guilty. If you spray him after, it’s sexual assault and he’s guilty.
whenlifewassimpler about 6 years ago
Justifiable homicide Lola LOL