Oh, Petey—dressing is one of the best parts! We have a big family Thanksgiving where everyone brings food, and it’s just incredible. Not gorging is not an option.
Maybe Granny makes the Wrong Kind of stuffing, Petey. But a simple stuffing with sage is pretty darn good stuff. Polluting the stuffing with things like oysters is the root of the possible problem.
And, BTW, Big Shirley, the Big Scary Dog, will not devour you, Alice. —Just slobber all over you: Ewww! Dog germs!
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
what I want for Thanksgiving is to not gorge myself at the dinner
gbars70 almost 6 years ago
Big Shirley loves stuffing; howdaya think she got big!
well-i-never almost 6 years ago
You first, Petey.
Deezlebird almost 6 years ago
Oh, Petey—dressing is one of the best parts! We have a big family Thanksgiving where everyone brings food, and it’s just incredible. Not gorging is not an option.
Pocosdad almost 6 years ago
Grandma probably makes oyster stuffing. Ewwww!
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Sounds like the voice of experience.
verticallychallenged Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Petey, you may have my turkey, I’ll take your stuffing.
jonesbeltone almost 6 years ago
Alice always takes her fears head on.
Bubba_Boo Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That’s what my home cooked meals were like when I was a child.
J Quest almost 6 years ago
Or arm yourself with slightly rancid deviled eggs. Good for chucking at passing motorists too!
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
How do I slather myself with stuffing? Add gravy? Or butter?
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
Count your blessings kids, you could instead be eating with Gary and Leopold.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Petey’s legendary pickiness is his undoing at Thanksgiving. All those food items coming into contact with each other – and that’s just the stuffing.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Maybe Granny makes the Wrong Kind of stuffing, Petey. But a simple stuffing with sage is pretty darn good stuff. Polluting the stuffing with things like oysters is the root of the possible problem.
And, BTW, Big Shirley, the Big Scary Dog, will not devour you, Alice. —Just slobber all over you: Ewww! Dog germs!