Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 14, 2018

Good luck with that lift, Woodstock!

how desperate

Charles Schultz was into failure, but there were times when his strip would have been better with occasional success.

Now she knows how Charlie feels when she pulls out the football.

Time to show the audience your triple axel, Lucy. No partner required.

This is not how to become a ‘world famous’ anything, Snoopy.

On the good side, you won’t have to worrry about the music (if you’ve seen “She’s a Good Skate, Charlie Brown”, you get the reference)

“You’ll never work in this town again.”

You won’t be skating with a stupid bird, Lucy. Woodstock is quite intelligent.

Lucy, skate with your intellectual equal: the Zamboni!

Lucy would have to squat alot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a speciest.

In that case, you better lift him up, Lucy or you’ll crush him to death.

Why do you not like birds, Lucy?