The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2018

I like the motivational wall chart.

It is unfair. The answers should have been black & white.

Bottom of the class, bottom of the world.

Enough of this. I’m walking.

Penguins think everything smells fishy.

She can go pluck herself.

All you have to do to pass her class is repeat everything she says.

She’s racist!

He did OK, he joined the newspaper Guild where all is black and white!

Until that test, he was doing swimmingly well too.

A little additional information about a side humor of her name from Wikipedia: Rosellas are in a genus that consists of six species and nineteen subspecies. These colourful parrots from Australia are in the genus Platycercus. Platycercus means “broad-tailed” or “flat-tailed”, reflecting a feature common to the rosellas and other members of the broad-tailed parrot tribe. Their diet is mainly seeds and fruit.

Instead of an apple, you bring this teacher a cracker.

The poster is better than the gag! :D

Didn’t he realize he couldn’t Aim For Good Grades unless he was a projectile pooper?

I’d call this a hate crime.

Not exactly the same topic, but a book I recently read and thoroughly enjoyed about lessons learned from a penguin – https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/534204/the-penguin-lessons-by-tom-michell/9781101967416/

At least he’s not herring impaired.

There’s not even a kiwi in the class?

Let’s see which of the class that can fly underwater…

Next semester there’s an osterich enrolling and something’s gonna hit the fan then.

Remember, “toucan play this game.”

Pen-gu-ins is practically chickens!

Big fan of the motivational poster… I suspected birds were intentional in attacks on my car.