The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 14, 2018

This would only work if the fabric was taken off before using. Not to mention it’s going to be a major PITA to remove!

Insert Tim Conway’s “Elephant Story” from the Carol Burnette Show here… ;-)

What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?

Having to unpack a trunk every time it rains can be a nuisance.

No, no! The bottom half of the elephants leg is supposed to be converted to a Umbrella Stand one puts in the foyer!

can you imagine the amount you could “snort” like that?

It gives him a certain flair.

He won’t be forgetting this moment anytime soon.

You’ll never get it on the plane.

I’ve heard of “Up your nose with a rubber hose” but an umbrella?

If he has sinus problems he should try a steamer trunk.

OK, smart guy, now get it OUT!

Didn’t read the disclaimer, “For external use only”.

No, this isn’t your umbrella! It was left behind by some fool who couldn’t close it!

Thyey say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck. What about in nose?

“…dancing the Merengue on it and the elephant said…”

The British call it a bumbersnoot.

@RGJUUL, It is best that that elephant snorfled the umbrella, and not The Resident’s Orange bird’s nest, It could’ve chocked to death with that thing

That was really funny but i really laughed at the dentist skit where he shot the novacain in his hand.

“I guess now it looks really stupid.”

ah HAH!…So….THAT’S what happened to that umbrella Corp. Bonespurs discarded before he tried to enter the plane with it up..