FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 27, 2018

I forget at the moment: did Ralph’s aunt/grandaunt Clara buy or order that “deranged Easter bunny” outfit?

My mother used to give me sweaters and dresses with sequins. I don’t like sequins; I prefer dressing somewhat conservatively. I kept telling her; she finally stopped.

So how can she exchange it without the receipt? Or if she does have the receipt, why not look at it?

Cashier is Edna Mole’s tall daughter.

Good to know the Return Line forms way over there … as seen at the bottom of the last panel.