Pickles by Brian Crane for November 23, 2018

To the moon, Earl!

sounds like a running gag between Flo Capp and her husband Andy when she asks him to a simple task and he never does it or does it wrong

Earl does love to live dangerously.

Well Earl at least you changed the subject !

My wife was commenting on picking up after me. I told her if she played her cards right she will still be picking up after me 30 years from now. She decided that maybe I’m not so bad after all. It hasn’t stopped her causes for concern, they are just fewer and further between.

“Shut yer bazzoo…”

Mind the first thing to go!

Beware of flying cans, Earl!

Earl that is just plain rude. You live there too and she’s not your maid.

Can’t be food.. or the dog would have cleaned it up by now.

Hopefully, they have ice cream, soda water and flavoring so she can make a soda for him.

Hey guys, remember beviek?

soda..ice tea…anything…….

soda … ice tea … anything

Earl: But I cleaned the couch two days ago like you asked. What’s the problem?

Like I tell my wife “if I said I would do it I will You don’t have to keep reminding me every 6 months”

My dream home would have a man cave, and a cleaning service for it. As it is we have 3 bedrooms so we have “our” room and each have our own other room for our stuff, his office and my wicca space. Spoiled grownups making up for not so spoiled childhoods I guess.

TOO much. (you should have learned to, too, & two) in 4th grade.