Strange Brew by John Deering for November 13, 2018

“No, prunes.”

And hold the mayo.

Extra chia seeds.

If it is Mc Donalds no bran is needed.

“I’ll have mine with wheat protein and coconut oil.”

“But sir, that burger’s Impossible!”

Hate it when someone who doesn’t know me decides what I should eat, heck even if they know me it’s still bad.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL!

No, if I had wanted a number 3, I would have asked for a number 3.

Jeez. These days you don’t even need to be in a retirement village for that. I can’t tell you how many times our orders come out wrong because the person on the other end couldn’t hear us very well no matter how clear we are when we speak into the mic.

My Former Significant Other’s mom used to put wheat germ in spaghetti sauce. It was weird.

Maybe broom hilda should use this drive thru instead, refer to today’s strip

interesting that while racism and sexism are no longer considered acceptable humour, ageism still is. Makes me consider getting on one of my 4 motorcycles and hauling my retired ass over to practice my Kung Fu on someone