Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 07, 2018

Didn’t say anything about blondes. “Two blondes walked into a bar. You’d have thought that one of them would have seen it.”

Are you joking?

And why ye nae be wanting a Scot?

@desvarzil: They’re the ones who bring the pink elephants….

A termite walks in to the bar and asks “Where’s the bar tender?”

Bah! You’re no fun anymore.

A gay lawyer, a bald nun, and a ravenous bugblatter beast walk into a bar.

The bartender thinks to himself, “Man, this is the weirdest joke I’ve ever been in.”

Seems I have missed a few bar jokes. Women with pandas?

Leaves me out….

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”The Screwdriver responds, “You have a drink named Murray?”

No kidding!

At least nuns and sailors are welcome!

I love silly jokes like these! When I was in junior high elephant jokes were all the rage. I knew a million of them. I still get the giggles thinking about them :D

What about bears with wounded paws?

As long as I don’t have to know everybody’s name.