Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 01, 2018

Its oldest friends!

Whoa. Sad…

Well, it could have been this washing machine…

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She’ll put you through the wringer.

Well, don’t be negative: at least find out her political views, first.

I guess Rosie wasn’t available.

Depending on its tastes, I can introduce Oldbot to a friend of mine, outdoorsy type, named Rusty….

An excellent reason to avoid the dating game…don’t like going out with scrap.

Perfect! Oldbot is scrap mental.

Holey rusty metal!

I have a Compaq ’98SE he can snuggle up with.

Oldbot, your match could have been a Commodore 64.

Get a magnet. She will stick with you forever.

Hmm, I thought Scrap Metal was robots’ favorite music genre…

Maria, from Metropolis?

I hear ya. Though I also thought a wringer washer.