New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 09, 2018

So he just had a pretzel.

You made me laugh for real, bro. (At church I sit behind the drumkit just WAITING for the pastor to say something droll…)

Wouldn’t mind hearing the vendor’s response to that one. ( Taz can always use some new vocabulary.)

Gaucher Hot Dogs are the Best!

That’s okay; I’m self-loathing.

His favorite order was: “One with everything.”

Flesh is delicious with hot mustard.

Gautama the Buddha was a textured vegetable protein kind of guy.

Plants are also alive . . . They just can’t run as fast as animals!

I do however enjoy having “Buddha’s Delight” (with brown rice) for lunch.

Carrots are living flesh, too.

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Zen master.

The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”

But does a hot dog have Buddha nature?