Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for November 23, 2018

This will happen, sad to say. It will be fascinating for awhile watching delivery drones dodging obstacles and each other delivering packages. Then it will become a pain in the XXX with all that buzzing around.

I remember back-in-the-day when morning news would broadcast the Shopping Mall Parking Lot reports.

Not me! My hands still ache from winding all the old-time drones.

Much easier to steal someone’s Christmas from the front porch than breaking in their house or car trunk. There has to be a special place in Hell for that ilk.

Drones delivering drones?

Amazon delivery drones. Skeet shooting with prizes.

It’s called the “Day after Thanksgiving.” There is no such day as “Black Friday.” That term is nothing but department store jargon meaning “turning a profit” from the old accounting practice of entering gains in black ink.

The holiday season is about days off and family time, not a shoving match to see who can haul in the most junk merchandise.

I’m sure the Walmart employee who was trampled to death when he opened the doors for Black Friday shares your sentiment!

Eek (-onomic) incoming!